What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 10:43

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
For what reasons would lawyers hesitate to use a legal AI product?
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
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Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So they tried
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Why was Meghan Markle's Emmy nomination revoked, and how will it impact her Hollywood career?
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
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