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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 10:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

For what reasons would lawyers hesitate to use a legal AI product?

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

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No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

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Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Why was Meghan Markle's Emmy nomination revoked, and how will it impact her Hollywood career?

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

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